It's still September, right? Why are the Christmas ornaments already out?!?
They should just have one day a year called "Holiday Day" when you can just send out all of your cards and gifts, hand out candy, eat like a pig, look for eggs, argue with your family, watch a parade, wave a flag, get drunk, and pass out.
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