Me: **Has broken 17 button mouse.
Her: You can have this mouse ((offers 8 button mouse))
Me: *scoffs* Thanks, but that's like a baby's toy.
Me: **Orders new 17 button mouse.
Mouse: Has three extra surprise buttons. TWENTY BUTTON MOUSE!
Me: **Has broken 17 button mouse.
Her: You can have this mouse ((offers 8 button mouse))
Me: *scoffs* Thanks, but that's like a baby's toy.
Me: **Orders new 17 button mouse.
Mouse: Has three extra surprise buttons. TWENTY BUTTON MOUSE!