Went to a farm today for fresh produce. While stopped at a light notice the minivan from the cross street was ignoring the green (he was on his phone). A red pickup came up behind him - it's a 45mph zone and he was full speed.
He turned at the last minute and creamed the drivers corner of the minivan. Spun him around into an SUV in the other lane. Then came straight at me.
Thankfully I was able to floor it (thru the red) and avoided a ~45mph t-bone.
A bit shaken, TBH. He missed me by a foot.
Docker Origin Story
dude1: "curl <random webserver> | sudo bash..."
dude2: hey stop that's bad!
dude1: really bad?
dude2 yeah really bad don't do it!
dude1: well if it's bad we can just put it in jail and it will be OK right?
@saramg I always underestimated the power of the phonetic alphabet until I'd learned it and was forced to communicate over a radio with folks who'd never heard of it ...
I'm looking for examples folks might have of running a web server via PHP CLI. I've always used PHP-FPM or and Apache module, but both are explicitly incompatible with the Parallel extension for PHP.
That's cool, but I have a legit reason to spawn a thread and want to combat the stated problems of using multithreading in a webserver application.
So any examples of `php sever.php` spawning a full server app would be super welcome.
@finlaydag33k Friday night dinner was coconut chicken atop mango pineapple salsa with toasted quinoa.
@finlaydag33k Fantastic. We usually bake competing Saturday mornings. The last couple of weeks have been cupcakes, but I had leftover coconut from making a tropical chicken dish for dinner. :-)
Sometimes, when I get up in the middle of the night, there is an extra door in the hallway. It looks just like the other doors, but it's never there in the daytime.
Sometimes I stop, and put a hand on the doorknob. But I won't open it.
That's how I got here in the first place.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
"Now that I wear a sword," the student said, "I get challenged."
"And?" the sword master said.
"I have won fifteen bouts. I... I feel I must accept, lest they think they have won simply by asking."
"Demand your next challenger beat those fifteen first, to prove their worth."
#TypoCorrected #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories